
Kingpin - Extra Extra Small, Firm - FLOP
Kingpin – Knock 'Em All Down
Step aside, amateurs—the Kingpin has arrived.
Towering and proud, this bowling-pin-inspired beast is more than just a novelty. With its smooth, sweeping curves, firm grip, and cheeky red collar, Kingpin is ready to take centre lane and leave your pins scattered. Whether you're lining up a slow roll or going straight for the strike, this toy is built for impact, intensity, and unmissable satisfaction.
Crafted from premium body-safe silicone with a sturdy, flared base styled like a classic trophy stand, Kingpin stands tall as a statement piece—and a serious player. And yes, it really does say “Phreak” on the side. You’re not just playing—you’re playing with power.
So lace up your shoes, chalk up those thighs, and get ready to bowl ‘til you moan.
Kingpin: Because pleasure is a sport—and this one’s got perfect game.