Gnomey-Oh - Large, Soft - PhreakClub
Gnomey-Oh - Large, Soft - PhreakClub
Gnomey-Oh - Large, Soft - PhreakClub
Gnomey-Oh - Large, Soft - PhreakClub
Gnomey-Oh - Large, Soft - PhreakClub
Gnomey-Oh - Large, Soft - PhreakClub
Gnomey-Oh - Large, Soft - PhreakClub
Gnomey-Oh - Large, Soft - PhreakClub

Gnomey-Oh - Large, Soft

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  • Super Soft (0020): Ultra-flexible and gentle, perfect for those who prefer minimal resistance.
  • Soft (0035): Comfortably soft with enough structure for a satisfying experience.
  • Medium (A03): A great balance of softness and firm support for versatile use.
  • Firm (A15): Solid and robust, ideal for those seeking intense stimulation.
  • Split Firmness: Combines different firmness levels in one toy for a dynamic experience.
  • Dual Density: Features a firm core with a soft exterior, mimicking the realistic feel of human tissue.

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- Firmness Options: Soft, Medium, Firm, (Split Firmness Available as custom)
- Anal Safe
- Available Custom Options: Multiple Colour Options, Drip Effect, Glow in the Dark, Integrated Suction Cup, Vac-U-Lock
- Additional Features: Harness compatible, Double Suction cup Compatible, Integrated Suction cup not included.
- Care Instructions: Easy to clean with soap and water, dishwasher safe, boilable.
- Warranty: Lifetime guarantee against manufacturing defects

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All our toys are hand made in the UK by our highly skilled team, focusing on quality over quantity.

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We recycle all possible production materials, use recycled packaging and plant trees with all orders.

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Gnomey-Oh.. Gnomey-Oh! Short and stout, he’s ready to take the plunge! We’re taking this unassuming gnome off the lawn and sending him where no one has gone before. To the front hole! To the back hole! Gnomey-Oh has his hat on straight and his sights set on pleasure.. your pleasure, that is! Don’t be afraid to let him take a dip; he’s got his goggles, trunks, and perfect diving form! From the scruff of his beard to the girth of his belly, Gnomey-Oh has you covered on texture and feel. So why not give the short guy a chance? Just look at that face! Gnomey-Oh is determined to show you that he isn’t your garden variety slouch.

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Gnomey the third

Good things come to gnomes who wait, and I’ve waited till the cows came gnome to order this perfect Battenberg gnome (Easter colour inventory) ! I would have easily picked this theme as a custom! I took the plunge (so did he “wink”) and thought go big or go gnome ! And so it was Gnomey the third joined the ranks, I’ve previously reviewed him so won’t go on , but the size up is substantial (in a good way) and the quality of sculpt is just as high as my other two! Was super quick to sneak here too since he was eagerly awaiting his forever gnome in the ready made section ! - honestly I recommend him as a dildo, plug and decorative item, his charming shorts and handsome beard have got me thrice !!! 😆

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