Name: Beer Novelty Dildo
Brand: PhreakClub
SKU: 46271673172208
Price: 55.0 GBP
Availability: InStock
Rating: 5.0 (1 reviews)

£55.00

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Firmness

Super Soft

Soft

Medium

Firm

Colour — Beer

Beer

Phreak Signature

Surprise Me!

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Super Soft (0020): Ultra-flexible and gentle, perfect for those who prefer minimal resistance.
Soft (0035): Comfortably soft with enough structure for a satisfying experience.
Medium (A03): A great balance of softness and firm support for versatile use.
Firm (A15): Solid and robust, ideal for those seeking intense stimulation.
Split Firmness: Combines different firmness levels in one toy for a dynamic experience.
Dual Density: Features a firm core with a soft exterior, mimicking the realistic feel of human tissue.

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- Firmness Options: Soft, Medium, Firm
- Anal Use Not Recommended
- Available Custom Options: Multiple Colour Options, Drip Effect, Glow in the Dark, Vac-U-Lock
- Additional Features: Double Suction cup Compatible.
- Care Instructions: Easy to clean with soap and water, dishwasher safe, boilable.
- Warranty: Lifetime guarantee against manufacturing defects

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Beer Novelty Dildo

Crack open a cold one; you’ve earned it! You had to sit and listen to
your annoying coworkers drone on about work and how much they
hate it. All you want to do is forget about the nonsense for a while.
This beer will give you just the buzz you need to get to where you’re
going.
The long slim bottle really hits the spot; not too thick or thin, it’s just
right!

Soft (0035): Comfortably soft with enough structure for a satisfying experience.
Medium (A03): A great balance of softness and firm support for versatile use.
Firm (A15): Solid and robust, ideal for those seeking intense stimulation

Anal Use Not Recommended
Additional Features: Harness compatible, Double Suction cup Compatible, Integrated Suction cup not included.
Care Instructions: Easy to clean with soap and water, dishwasher safe, boilable.
Warranty: Lifetime guarantee against manufacturing defects

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