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Crack open a cold one; you’ve earned it! You had to sit and listen to your annoying coworkers drone on about work and how much they hate it. All you want to do is forget about the nonsense for a while. This beer will give you just the buzz you need to get to where you’re going. The long slim bottle really hits the spot; not too thick or thin, it’s just right!

  • Super Soft (0020): Ultra-flexible and gentle, perfect for those who prefer minimal resistance.
  • Soft (0035): Comfortably soft with enough structure for a satisfying experience.
  • Medium (A03): A great balance of softness and firm support for versatile use.
  • Firm (A15): Solid and robust, ideal for those seeking intense stimulation.
  • Split Firmness: Combines different firmness levels in one toy for a dynamic experience.
  • Dual Density: Features a firm core with a soft exterior, mimicking the realistic feel of human tissue.

- Firmness Options: Soft, Medium, Firm
- Anal Use Not Recommended
- Available Custom Options: Multiple Colour Options, Drip Effect, Glow in the Dark, Vac-U-Lock
- Additional Features: Double Suction cup Compatible.
- Care Instructions: Easy to clean with soap and water, dishwasher safe, boilable.
- Warranty: Lifetime guarantee against manufacturing defects

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Beer Inventory

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Beer - Firm - PhreakClub
£40.50 £45.00
Beer - Firm
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Beer - Soft - PhreakClub
£40.50 £45.00
Beer - Soft
-10%

Customer Reviews

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Fox
My favourite drink

The bottle has a nice firmness and shape, colours just as ordered and delivery was discrete and without complications.
It makes for some fun applications

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Andrew H
She loves it!

Bought this for the wife on a whim. She absolutely loves the shape, size, and pliability.

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Cory thompson
Fun

Looks great on my shelf

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C.
Amazing!

I got this in twisted christmas and the colourway is so good! It has a gold sparkle running through it which looks so pretty when it catches the light! A really fun toy for a great price!

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Claire Adunmo
Amazing!

I got this in twisted christmas and the colourway is so good! It has a gold sparkle running through it which looks so pretty when it catches the light! A really fun toy for a great price!