Beer - PhreakClub
Beer - PhreakClub
Beer - PhreakClub

Beer Bottle

Regular price£70.00
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Firmness
Colour
  • Super Soft (0020): Ultra-flexible and gentle, perfect for those who prefer minimal resistance.
  • Soft (0035): Comfortably soft with enough structure for a satisfying experience.
  • Medium (A03): A great balance of softness and firm support for versatile use.
  • Firm (A15): Solid and robust, ideal for those seeking intense stimulation.
  • Split Firmness: Combines different firmness levels in one toy for a dynamic experience.
  • Dual Density: Features a firm core with a soft exterior, mimicking the realistic feel of human tissue.

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- Firmness Options: Soft, Medium, Firm
- Anal Use Not Recommended
- Available Custom Options: Multiple Colour Options, Drip Effect, Glow in the Dark, Vac-U-Lock
- Additional Features: Double Suction cup Compatible.
- Care Instructions: Easy to clean with soap and water, dishwasher safe, boilable.
- Warranty: Lifetime guarantee against manufacturing defects

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Beer Bottle

The BeerBottoms Up, Baby

You’ve clocked out, survived another day of mind-numbing small talk, and now? Now, it’s time to unwind. No emails, no meetings, no pointless chit-chat—just you, a cold one, and a night of pure indulgence.

Smooth, sleek, and just the right size to hit the spot, this long-necked beauty is here to take the edge off. Not too thick, not too thin—just perfectly poured for satisfaction. Forget the stress, forget the noise. Tonight, it’s just you and The Beer—and trust us, you’ll be feeling that buzz in no time.

So, what are you waiting for? Crack it open and take it all in. 🍺🔥

    Customer Reviews

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    S.q.
    Great toy and lots of fun

    The beer bottle is one of my favorite toys. I can display it and i dont have to worry about people seeing it. Very incognito

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    Anonymous

    Good quality silicone. Shape is fun.

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    D.T.
    Bottle up!

    Purchased the beer bottle in firm for the wife and wow she loves it! Apparently it really hits some interesting places, she loves the size and firmness, totally recommend xx

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    Anonymous
    So you don't need a actual beer bottle

    Honestly surprised me that the beer cap is also very well modeled, very soft, very comfy, very good.

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    T.M.S.
    Loved it

    The colours are great. It looks really striking. I'm torn on whether we should have gone for a firmer one but I really enjoyed it regardless and it's definitely personal preference. The size is great; I'd say it's a smaller beer bottle but enough girth for me!