The Beer Bottle - One Size, Super Soft
The Beer Bottle
Bottoms Up, Baby 🍺🔥
Clocked out, survived the small talk, ready to unwind. No emails, no meetings, just you and this.
Smooth, sleek, long-necked, poured just right. Not too thick, not too thin. Forget the noise, crack it open, and take it all in.
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The Beer Bottle
Bottoms Up, Baby 🍺🔥
Clocked out, survived the small talk, ready to unwind. No emails, no meetings, just you and this.
Smooth, sleek, long-necked, poured just right. Not too thick, not too thin. Forget the noise, crack it open, and take it all in.
- Super Soft (0020): Ultra-flexible and gentle, perfect for those who prefer minimal resistance.
- Soft (0035): Comfortably soft with enough structure for a satisfying experience.
- Medium (A03): A great balance of softness and firm support for versatile use.
- Firm (A15): Solid and robust, ideal for those seeking intense stimulation.
- Split Firmness: Combines different firmness levels in one toy for a dynamic experience.
- Dual Density: Features a firm core with a soft exterior, mimicking the realistic feel of human tissue.
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M
The size and anatomy (versatility to be used on both ends) is great.Either alone or with another dildo or Real meat, it makes a perfect combination for intense pleasure.
K
Exactly as expected! Love the colours and the unique toys
D
This is exactly what we were hoping for, the neck and flair to the bottle feels amazing. Great for both ends and love using it together, but also a great toy to ride
M
Sadly it never arrived, it was returned to Phreak because of US customs/tariff problems, I messaged Phreak three time over a month and have not gotten a response. I spent 110.00 US dollars and have nothing. No refund, No message, No product. I am disappointed
Hi there,
This is a disappointing review to read as we have tried to get in contact multiple times, but we keep getting bounceback emails from your mailbox to say that our message was blocked due to local policy, so I'm not even sure you will recieve this response. Please try contacting us via the live chat feature (not the contact form) on our website as this will hold our conversation on the website, rather than email where you seem to have restrictions in place.
Please see below one of the emails that we have tried to respond to you with:
Hi there,
Sorry about that. I have just had a look and it seems that we did email you back after your first email, but it was blocked and undelivered saying 'Message blocked due to local policy', so hopefully this one reaches you.
From looking at the tracking, it looks as though the parcel is being returned to us due to the duty payment not being settled. I think most couriers as well are no longer shipping to PO Boxes, so that may have been another issue.
Your item has been remade and we will get it shipped out again for you as the tracking is not clear. We will be sending it with another courier but we are also suggesting that all US customers pay their duties beforehand as the wait with customs in the US is very lengthy at the moment and they are also often vastly miscalculating duties and taxes on import. If you would like us to send it duties paid, please let us know and I will send you an invoice for the duties before it is sent. If we don't hear from you in the next 48 hours, we will send it without duties paid and it is likely to take longer to get to you.
Do you have an alternative shipping address to avoid the courier refusing to deliver to a PO Box?
Thank you,
Jess @ Phreak
A
Good quality silicone. Shape is fun.
D
Purchased the beer bottle in firm for the wife and wow she loves it! Apparently it really hits some interesting places, she loves the size and firmness, totally recommend xx
A
Honestly surprised me that the beer cap is also very well modeled, very soft, very comfy, very good.
T
The colours are great. It looks really striking. I'm torn on whether we should have gone for a firmer one but I really enjoyed it regardless and it's definitely personal preference. The size is great; I'd say it's a smaller beer bottle but enough girth for me!
R
Yo! This thing is surprisingly useful and really fun the wrangle with. Really love the pattern on mine, absolutely clutch toy. Might try the wine bottle next.
Y
What a great range of toys and styles to choose from, and the customization options are wonderful. Thank you for your amazing service. We cannot wait to order our next Phreak toy.
A
Really fun toy, firm but soft to touch, love the colours.
A
Lovely
I
my asshole loves beer bottles
This is because I was able to swallow the head and bottom easily and become intoxicated with pleasure.
Glass bottles are dangerous, but with this advanced liquid silicone fake beer bottle
Because you can enjoy it with peace of mind
My partner also looked at me with surprise and admiration.
Make it a real beer bottle by painting the Phreak beer brand logo on it.
M
The bottle has a nice firmness and shape, colours just as ordered and delivery was discrete and without complications.
It makes for some fun applications
A
Bought this for the wife on a whim. She absolutely loves the shape, size, and pliability.
C
Looks good displayed
C
Looks great on my shelf
C
I got this in twisted christmas and the colourway is so good! It has a gold sparkle running through it which looks so pretty when it catches the light! A really fun toy for a great price!
