Name: Traffic Cone Novelty Dildo
Brand: PhreakClub
Price: 50.0 GBP
Availability: InStock

£50.00

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Super Soft (0020): Ultra-flexible and gentle, perfect for those who prefer minimal resistance.
Soft (0035): Comfortably soft with enough structure for a satisfying experience.
Medium (A03): A great balance of softness and firm support for versatile use.
Firm (A15): Solid and robust, ideal for those seeking intense stimulation.
Split Firmness: Combines different firmness levels in one toy for a dynamic experience.
Dual Density: Features a firm core with a soft exterior, mimicking the realistic feel of human tissue.

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- Firmness Options: Soft, Medium, Firm, (Split Firmness Available as custom)
- Anal Safe
- Available Custom Options: Multiple Colour Options, Drip Effect, Glow in the Dark, Vac-U-Lock
- Additional Features: Harness compatible, Double Suction cup Compatible, Integrated Suction cup not included.
- Care Instructions: Easy to clean with soap and water, dishwasher safe, boilable.

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Traffic Cone Novelty Dildo

Traffic Cone – No Limits. No Detours. Just Pure Pleasure.

“Whoa there! You can’t park that here!” …Oh, but you absolutely can.

Step beyond the barriers and straight into the pleasure zone with Traffic Cone, the ultimate sign that it’s time to stop everything and surrender to sensation. Bold, bright, and impossible to ignore, this cheeky cone is ready to take control of your evening’s route—no roadblocks, no distractions, just a smooth ride to satisfaction.

Slip on your high-vis, grab your hard hat, and get ready to go deep into restricted territory.

Soft (0035): Comfortably soft with enough structure for a satisfying experience.
Medium (A03): A great balance of softness and firm support for versatile use.
Firm (A15): Solid and robust, ideal for those seeking intense stimulation

Anal Safe
Additional Features: Harness compatible, Double Suction cup Compatible, Integrated Suction cup not included.
Care Instructions: Easy to clean with soap and water, dishwasher safe, boilable.
Warranty: Lifetime guarantee against manufacturing defects

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