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Kingpin – Knock 'Em All Down
Step aside, amateurs—the Kingpin has arrived.
Towering and proud, this bowling-pin-inspired beast is more than just a novelty. With its smooth, sweeping curves, firm grip, and cheeky red collar, Kingpin is ready to take centre lane and leave your pins scattered. Whether you're lining up a slow roll or going straight for the strike, this toy is built for impact, intensity, and unmissable satisfaction.
Crafted from premium body-safe silicone with a sturdy, flared base styled like a classic trophy stand, Kingpin stands tall as a statement piece—and a serious player. And yes, it really does say “Phreak” on the side. You’re not just playing—you’re playing with power.
So lace up your shoes, chalk up those thighs, and get ready to bowl ‘til you moan.
Kingpin: Because pleasure is a sport—and this one’s got perfect game.
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Kingpin – Knock 'Em All Down
Step aside, amateurs—the Kingpin has arrived.
Towering and proud, this bowling-pin-inspired beast is more than just a novelty. With its smooth, sweeping curves, firm grip, and cheeky red collar, Kingpin is ready to take centre lane and leave your pins scattered. Whether you're lining up a slow roll or going straight for the strike, this toy is built for impact, intensity, and unmissable satisfaction.
Crafted from premium body-safe silicone with a sturdy, flared base styled like a classic trophy stand, Kingpin stands tall as a statement piece—and a serious player. And yes, it really does say “Phreak” on the side. You’re not just playing—you’re playing with power.
So lace up your shoes, chalk up those thighs, and get ready to bowl ‘til you moan.
Kingpin: Because pleasure is a sport—and this one’s got perfect game.
- Super Soft (0020): Ultra-flexible and gentle, perfect for those who prefer minimal resistance.
- Soft (0035): Comfortably soft with enough structure for a satisfying experience.
- Medium (A03): A great balance of softness and firm support for versatile use.
- Firm (A15): Solid and robust, ideal for those seeking intense stimulation.
- Split Firmness: Combines different firmness levels in one toy for a dynamic experience.
- Dual Density: Features a firm core with a soft exterior, mimicking the realistic feel of human tissue.
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Got as a small novelty toy, it is as always, amazing quality.
K
This is a funny unique one, got a xxs just to see how I like it and I will be needing to buy some bigger sizes 😂😂
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Feels amazing! The soft one doesn't stand on it's own. If that's relevant to you, maybe get one with suction cup or firm base.
A
live how soft and smooth it is. Just wanna keep slowly going up and down on the curvy shape as the backdoor keeps hugging and adjusting all around it.
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Update: It’s been like a year or so since I reviewed and being more experienced I was actually able to take it fairly easily! It’s quite similar to a knot on furry dildos, I’ve only had one other experience with knots, not really my tea but I get the appeal if you are into stretching rather than riding. I don’t think I will use it often but I could see it being useful for those days when I’m feeling a bit tight so will be keeping it around since I don’t buy dildos like it anymore. (Mainly a extra soft silicone more traditional penis shape main now that I developed my taste) Putting a bowling pin up your ass is just fun though, a little whimsical in nature.
Original review:
Love the visual of it, but it just doesn't seem super suitable for anal. I got it in medium as another review said but it is far too hard once you get to the widest part, obviously it differs from person to person but medium size, medium firmness is just not viable for me. I gave this and the plunger in medium size 2 good tries on 2 different days but in comparison to the plunger which I was able to get in easily enough the pin is basically impossible for me. So get this if you can handle a challenge, but as someone who can take fairly wide dildos this just isn't possible for me. It's only disappointing as something so fun and playful is probably not going to get any use. Curious to try some of the more more traditional fantasy dildos from phreak, would love if there was ever an article or section on the shop that has products that reviewers have enjoyed for anal. As it's hard to gage what to buy as someone doing anal
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Fun toy. The shape makes it easy to insert and play with.
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I gotta say, when I first saw this toy I had a good laugh, but it is a fun novelty toy to add to the collection. There is subtle texture about half way down with the raised phreak logo. It’s not overly stimulating, but the XL provides a nice stretch at 3.9 inches wide. If ordering in the larger sizes I would recommend ordering in medium firmness unless you only plan to use it with a partner. In the soft firmness, the top of the pin has almost no support and is the only down side to this toy. Once you warm up (loosen up) it goes in easy. I do plan on sizing up in the future to the life size version. As with all phreak toys I’ve tried so far, I highly recommend.
