Gnomey-Oh

This is one of my favourites. It’s a great shape for easy use and conquering your size goals. With it being a bit bigger than my other toys, I was surprised how easy the XL Trophy just slipped in. The tapper and size is really well designed. Wish they did a larger size, now that I’m at the maximum.

The medium of the gnomey is my absolute favourite toy!!! When I say it taught me how to climax in a whole new way, I mean it, and am so happy with it! I initially got it because it’s the same width as the squished fist of my partner, turns out it’s slightly bigger (yay!) and the heavy, solid as fuck base keeps it upright when I need it to, and the soft level of firmness of the toy itself has the perfect amount of give for me. His tapered hat helps ease him in, plus the shape of his arms and belly make for an extremely satisfying ribbed effect, lots of different parts to grip to if you catch my drift. Such a good stretch and consistent incredible orgasm, I got slightly too ambitious and later got the trophy size, and please gentle reader, heed my warning: do not rely on gumption and enthusiasm alone, your bones can and will deny you. In this case, my pelvis bones will not grant the trophy entry - nothing wrong with trying and very much enjoying it - but I flew too close to the sun on that one. Medium is the way to go for me, my ride or die. My only hang up is how awkward it can be to hold. I learned only after I’d bought them about the possible Vac-U-Lock handle hole you can have added, but due to the way I like to use my toy, I don’t think it would work with a handle anyway. Perhaps another base that’s easier to hold as an option when customising? Regardless, I love my gnomeys, the medium has single-handedly reignited my libido and I will keep trying with the trophy, you never know when a miracle might strike! I cannot recommend enough, just watch out for when ambition ends and the physical restraints of your body kick in, learn from me. Have fun!