Christmas Tree Grinder

Christmas Tree Grinder

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Firmness
Colour

  • Super Soft (0025-0030): Ultra-flexible and gentle, perfect for those who prefer minimal resistance.
  • Soft (0045): Comfortably soft with enough structure for a satisfying experience.
  • Medium (A05): A great balance of softness and firm support for versatile use.
  • Firm (A15): Solid and robust, ideal for those seeking intense stimulation.
  • Split Firmness: Combines different firmness levels in one toy for a dynamic experience.
  • Dual Density: Features a firm core with a soft exterior, mimicking the realistic feel of human tissue.

Every Phreak toy is made just for you. Explore all the ways you can make this toy uniquely yours:

  • Signature – our classic, ready-made colour blend
  • Solid Colour – one colour, smooth and even throughout
  • Marble – two or three colours swirled together
  • Pride Flag – horizontal stripes or a marbled swirl
  • Surprise Me! – leave the colour choice to us
  • Add Drip – a bold drip-effect overlay
  • Add Shimmer – a soft, pearlescent mica finish
  • Add Glow in the Dark – glows once the lights go down
  • Add UV Reactive – glows under UV/blacklight
  • Add Wash – a translucent colour layer over a contrasting base

View the full Colour & Effects Guide

Christmas Tree Grinder

Fancy unwrapping something special this season?

Meet the Christmas Tree Grinder — your festive invitation to sit back, rock, and let the holiday magic take over. Whether you’re sneaking in a cosy moment by the fairy lights or treating yourself to a little seasonal sparkle, this tree is always ready to deliver a very merry time.

Shaped with layered branches, teasing ridges, and a perfectly placed peak, every grind sends sensation right where you want it. The textures guide your body naturally, building pleasure with every subtle shift — once you’ve tried it, you’ll understand why this tree is so hard to resist.

Want to level up the cheer? The base of the stump is designed to hold a wand vibrator, turning the entire tree into a buzzing, shimmering holiday treat. It’s an effortless upgrade that transforms a simple grind into a full-on celebration.

Tempting, teasing, and delightfully decorative, the Christmas Tree Grinder comes in one size, crafted to give you the perfect balance of surface area, texture, and festive fun.

Get cosy. Take a seat. Let the tree do the rest. 🎄✨

Phreak Toy FAQ's

We use platinum-cure silicone for a durable, non-porous finish that's easy to clean and built to last. 

Our mica powders are cosmetic-grade, giving that beautiful shimmer without compromising on safety. 

Glow-in-the-dark powders are fully encapsulated, so they're safely sealed within the silicone rather than sitting on the surface. 

And our pigments are body-safe liquid silicone, meaning colour that's mixed right into the material itself — not just coated on top.

  • Super Soft (0025-0030): Ultra-flexible and gentle, perfect for those who prefer minimal resistance.
  • Soft (0045): Comfortably soft with enough structure for a satisfying experience.
  • Medium (A05): A great balance of softness and firm support for versatile use.
  • Firm (A15): Solid and robust, ideal for those seeking intense stimulation.
  • Split Firmness: Combines different firmness levels in one toy for a dynamic experience.
  • Dual Density: Features a firm core with a soft exterior, mimicking the realistic feel of human tissue.

Our guarantee is simple: we want to put a smile on your face. Every toy we make is designed to be genuinely amazing — but if yours doesn't quite hit the mark, get in touch and we'll turn that frown upside down!

All our toys are handmade in the UK by our highly skilled team — no mass production, no shortcuts. We focus on quality over quantity, so every piece gets the care and attention it deserves.

Many of our toys are class-leading, with multiple industry awards to match. We aim to always make you smile.

Everything ships in plain, unbranded packaging — no logos, no labels, no hints at what's inside. 

Your billing statement stays discreet too, so there's nothing to worry about there. 

Since every toy is handmade to order, please allow up to 21 days for your order to be made before it ships — worth it for something crafted just for you!