Ready Made Toys: Gnomey-Oh
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We use platinum-cure silicone for a durable, non-porous finish that's easy to clean and built to last.
Our mica powders are cosmetic-grade, giving that beautiful shimmer without compromising on safety.
Glow-in-the-dark powders are fully encapsulated, so they're safely sealed within the silicone rather than sitting on the surface.
And our pigments are body-safe liquid silicone, meaning colour that's mixed right into the material itself — not just coated on top.
- Super Soft (0025-0030): Ultra-flexible and gentle, perfect for those who prefer minimal resistance.
- Soft (0045): Comfortably soft with enough structure for a satisfying experience.
- Medium (A05): A great balance of softness and firm support for versatile use.
- Firm (A15): Solid and robust, ideal for those seeking intense stimulation.
- Split Firmness: Combines different firmness levels in one toy for a dynamic experience.
- Dual Density: Features a firm core with a soft exterior, mimicking the realistic feel of human tissue.
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Since every toy is handmade to order, please allow up to 21 days for your order to be made before it ships — worth it for something crafted just for you!
Our guarantee is simple: we want to put a smile on your face. Every toy we make is designed to be genuinely amazing — but if yours doesn't quite hit the mark, get in touch and we'll turn that frown upside down!
All our toys are handmade in the UK by our highly skilled team — no mass production, no shortcuts. We focus on quality over quantity, so every piece gets the care and attention it deserves.
Many of our toys are class-leading, with multiple industry awards to match. We aim to always make you smile.
Everything ships in plain, unbranded packaging — no logos, no labels, no hints at what's inside.
Your billing statement stays discreet too, so there's nothing to worry about there.
Since every toy is handmade to order, please allow up to 21 days for your order to be made before it ships — worth it for something crafted just for you!
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Customers praised this adult novelty toy for its unique design and effective tapered shape. Reviewers called it "a fun and unique experience" with excellent sizing progression. The medium size received particular acclaim for its ribbed texture and firmness. Some noted the XL size may exceed comfort limits, and the base could be difficult to grip.
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F
Good things come to gnomes who wait, and I’ve waited till the cows came gnome to order this perfect Battenberg gnome (Easter colour inventory) ! I would have easily picked this theme as a custom! I took the plunge (so did he “wink”) and thought go big or go gnome ! And so it was Gnomey the third joined the ranks, I’ve previously reviewed him so won’t go on , but the size up is substantial (in a good way) and the quality of sculpt is just as high as my other two! Was super quick to sneak here too since he was eagerly awaiting his forever gnome in the ready made section ! - honestly I recommend him as a dildo, plug and decorative item, his charming shorts and handsome beard have got me thrice !!! 😆
J
i purely enjoyed shoving this one up my ass felt like heaven mate 10/10 banging i will shove this up there many more times again and again mommy
P
My all time favourite phreak toy. Not only is it great fun for play its aesthetically very fun. He's the go to. If youre going to buy any of them this is the one id recommend
T
This was the first toy I received from Phreak and I am really impressed with the quality and the soft material. It's softer than most of the other spider toys from other shops, and I really like it. It was really fun to play with him and feel him twist and turn as he dived right into my hole. It would have been nice if he had a smaller base so I can go out with him stuffed in me while I go out.
A
This toy is certainly a fun and unique experience you can't get anywhere else.
C
This is one of my favourites. It’s a great shape for easy use and conquering your size goals. With it being a bit bigger than my other toys, I was surprised how easy the XL Trophy just slipped in. The tapper and size is really well designed. Wish they did a larger size, now that I’m at the maximum.
T
Got a trophy in medium. Perfect density for a plug. Absolutely enormous size, which I love. The kind of toy you schedule a couple of hours for. Got a FLOP, still a 10/10. A slight blemish means nothing to the overall quality. If you like putting big things in you, you can't go wrong with this one.
G
So well made and a beautiful design!
M
The medium of the gnomey is my absolute favourite toy!!! When I say it taught me how to climax in a whole new way, I mean it, and am so happy with it! I initially got it because it’s the same width as the squished fist of my partner, turns out it’s slightly bigger (yay!) and the heavy, solid as fuck base keeps it upright when I need it to, and the soft level of firmness of the toy itself has the perfect amount of give for me. His tapered hat helps ease him in, plus the shape of his arms and belly make for an extremely satisfying ribbed effect, lots of different parts to grip to if you catch my drift. Such a good stretch and consistent incredible orgasm, I got slightly too ambitious and later got the trophy size, and please gentle reader, heed my warning: do not rely on gumption and enthusiasm alone, your bones can and will deny you. In this case, my pelvis bones will not grant the trophy entry - nothing wrong with trying and very much enjoying it - but I flew too close to the sun on that one. Medium is the way to go for me, my ride or die. My only hang up is how awkward it can be to hold. I learned only after I’d bought them about the possible Vac-U-Lock handle hole you can have added, but due to the way I like to use my toy, I don’t think it would work with a handle anyway. Perhaps another base that’s easier to hold as an option when customising? Regardless, I love my gnomeys, the medium has single-handedly reignited my libido and I will keep trying with the trophy, you never know when a miracle might strike! I cannot recommend enough, just watch out for when ambition ends and the physical restraints of your body kick in, learn from me. Have fun!
F
This sculpt may be easy to overlook due to his novelty but trust me you can knot miss this one.
The base shape is perfect to make the most of an integrated suction cup with it being super strong and stable.
The girth is deceptive, but the filling sensation is unbeatable despite his stout stance!
I opted for a pink/blue/yellow marble with GITD and it is super psychedelic!! (PS: ordered soft shaft firm base med size, I think the best firmness in my experience for suction cups is medium)
C
This little guy looks so cute on my display case
F
Gnomey is a really cute knotted style toy that feels amazing! He’s so cheerful and phreak done amazing with my custom requests for the base and the colours!! His toes are super cute!! The suction cup on this is strong enough to hold a tent down !! I got from base and soft shaft (small) and I couldn’t be more overjoyed about my purchase ! My best custom to date !! 💕🥰🙌
