Beer - PhreakClub
Beer Bottle
Beer - PhreakClub
Beer Bottle

Beer Bottle

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Firmness
Colour

  • Super Soft (0025-0030): Ultra-flexible and gentle, perfect for those who prefer minimal resistance.
  • Soft (0045): Comfortably soft with enough structure for a satisfying experience.
  • Medium (A05): A great balance of softness and firm support for versatile use.
  • Firm (A15): Solid and robust, ideal for those seeking intense stimulation.
  • Split Firmness: Combines different firmness levels in one toy for a dynamic experience.
  • Dual Density: Features a firm core with a soft exterior, mimicking the realistic feel of human tissue.

Every Phreak toy is made just for you. Explore all the ways you can make this toy uniquely yours:

  • Signature – our classic, ready-made colour blend
  • Solid Colour – one colour, smooth and even throughout
  • Marble – two or three colours swirled together
  • Pride Flag – horizontal stripes or a marbled swirl
  • Surprise Me! – leave the colour choice to us
  • Add Drip – a bold drip-effect overlay
  • Add Shimmer – a soft, pearlescent mica finish
  • Add Glow in the Dark – glows once the lights go down
  • Add UV Reactive – glows under UV/blacklight
  • Add Wash – a translucent colour layer over a contrasting base

View the full Colour & Effects Guide

The Beer – Bottoms Up, Baby 🍺🔥

You've clocked out, survived another day of mind-numbing small talk, and now? Now, it's time to unwind. No emails, no meetings, no pointless chit-chat — just you, a cold one, and a night of pure indulgence.

Smooth, sleek, and just the right size to hit the spot, this long-necked beauty is here to take the edge off. Not too thick, not too thin — just perfectly poured for satisfaction.

Forget the stress, forget the noise. Tonight, it's just you and The Beer — and trust us, you'll be feeling that buzz in no time.

So, what are you waiting for? Crack it open and take it all in.

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    Phreak Toy FAQ's

    We use platinum-cure silicone for a durable, non-porous finish that's easy to clean and built to last.

    Our mica powders are cosmetic-grade, giving that beautiful shimmer without compromising on safety.

    Glow-in-the-dark powders are fully encapsulated, so they're safely sealed within the silicone rather than sitting on the surface.

    And our pigments are body-safe liquid silicone, meaning colour that's mixed right into the material itself — not just coated on top.

    • Super Soft (0025-0030): Ultra-flexible and gentle, perfect for those who prefer minimal resistance.
    • Soft (0045): Comfortably soft with enough structure for a satisfying experience.
    • Medium (A05): A great balance of softness and firm support for versatile use.
    • Firm (A15): Solid and robust, ideal for those seeking intense stimulation.
    • Split Firmness: Combines different firmness levels in one toy for a dynamic experience.
    • Dual Density: Features a firm core with a soft exterior, mimicking the realistic feel of human tissue.

    Everything ships in plain, unbranded packaging — no logos, no labels, no hints at what's inside.

    Your billing statement stays discreet too, so there's nothing to worry about there.

    Since every toy is handmade to order, please allow up to 21 days for your order to be made before it ships — worth it for something crafted just for you!

    Our guarantee is simple: we want to put a smile on your face. Every toy we make is designed to be genuinely amazing — but if yours doesn't quite hit the mark, get in touch and we'll turn that frown upside down!

    All our toys are handmade in the UK by our highly skilled team — no mass production, no shortcuts. We focus on quality over quantity, so every piece gets the care and attention it deserves.

    Many of our toys are class-leading, with multiple industry awards to match. We aim to always make you smile.

    Everything ships in plain, unbranded packaging — no logos, no labels, no hints at what's inside.

    Your billing statement stays discreet too, so there's nothing to worry about there.

    Since every toy is handmade to order, please allow up to 21 days for your order to be made before it ships — worth it for something crafted just for you!

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    Customers praised this novelty item made from quality liquid silicone, describing it as fun and well-designed. Shoppers highlighted the firmness options and unique shape that "hits some interesting places." The material provides safe use compared to glass alternatives. All reviews were 5-star ratings with strong recommendations.

    • 5 stars: 17 (94%)
    • 4 stars: 0 (0%)
    • 3 stars: 0 (0%)
    • 2 stars: 0 (0%)
    • 1 star: 1 (6%)
    Some of the reviews shown are from related products the merchant grouped with this one.
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    M.
    Great size and anatomy

    The size and anatomy (versatility to be used on both ends) is great.Either alone or with another dildo or Real meat, it makes a perfect combination for intense pleasure.

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    K
    K.
    Amazing as usual

    Exactly as expected! Love the colours and the unique toys

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    D
    D.a.M.
    Amazing

    This is exactly what we were hoping for, the neck and flair to the bottle feels amazing. Great for both ends and love using it together, but also a great toy to ride

    M
    M.
    Never arrived, $110.00 for nothing

    Sadly it never arrived, it was returned to Phreak because of US customs/tariff problems, I messaged Phreak three time over a month and have not gotten a response. I spent 110.00 US dollars and have nothing. No refund, No message, No product. I am disappointed

    Hi there,

    This is a disappointing review to read as we have tried to get in contact multiple times, but we keep getting bounceback emails from your mailbox to say that our message was blocked due to local policy, so I'm not even sure you will recieve this response. Please try contacting us via the live chat feature (not the contact form) on our website as this will hold our conversation on the website, rather than email where you seem to have restrictions in place.

    Please see below one of the emails that we have tried to respond to you with:

    Hi there,

    Sorry about that. I have just had a look and it seems that we did email you back after your first email, but it was blocked and undelivered saying 'Message blocked due to local policy', so hopefully this one reaches you.

    From looking at the tracking, it looks as though the parcel is being returned to us due to the duty payment not being settled. I think most couriers as well are no longer shipping to PO Boxes, so that may have been another issue.

    Your item has been remade and we will get it shipped out again for you as the tracking is not clear. We will be sending it with another courier but we are also suggesting that all US customers pay their duties beforehand as the wait with customs in the US is very lengthy at the moment and they are also often vastly miscalculating duties and taxes on import. If you would like us to send it duties paid, please let us know and I will send you an invoice for the duties before it is sent. If we don't hear from you in the next 48 hours, we will send it without duties paid and it is likely to take longer to get to you.

    Do you have an alternative shipping address to avoid the courier refusing to deliver to a PO Box?

    Thank you,

    Jess @ Phreak

    A
    Anonymous

    Good quality silicone. Shape is fun.

    D
    D.T.
    Bottle up!

    Purchased the beer bottle in firm for the wife and wow she loves it! Apparently it really hits some interesting places, she loves the size and firmness, totally recommend xx

    A
    Anonymous
    So you don't need a actual beer bottle

    Honestly surprised me that the beer cap is also very well modeled, very soft, very comfy, very good.

    T
    T.M.S.
    Loved it

    The colours are great. It looks really striking. I'm torn on whether we should have gone for a firmer one but I really enjoyed it regardless and it's definitely personal preference. The size is great; I'd say it's a smaller beer bottle but enough girth for me!

    R
    R.M.
    Perfect starter for advanced users

    Yo! This thing is surprisingly useful and really fun the wrangle with. Really love the pattern on mine, absolutely clutch toy. Might try the wine bottle next.

    Y
    Y.D.
    Brilliant!

    What a great range of toys and styles to choose from, and the customization options are wonderful. Thank you for your amazing service. We cannot wait to order our next Phreak toy.

    A
    Anonymous
    Gorgeous colour, feels great

    Really fun toy, firm but soft to touch, love the colours.

    A
    Anonymous

    Lovely

    I
    I.S.
    The beer bottle was swallowed up the asshole.

    my asshole loves beer bottles
    This is because I was able to swallow the head and bottom easily and become intoxicated with pleasure.
    Glass bottles are dangerous, but with this advanced liquid silicone fake beer bottle
    Because you can enjoy it with peace of mind
    My partner also looked at me with surprise and admiration.
    Make it a real beer bottle by painting the Phreak beer brand logo on it.

    M
    M.F.
    My favourite drink

    The bottle has a nice firmness and shape, colours just as ordered and delivery was discrete and without complications.
    It makes for some fun applications

    A
    A.H.
    She loves it!

    Bought this for the wife on a whim. She absolutely loves the shape, size, and pliability.

    C
    C.T.
    Beer

    Looks good displayed

    C
    C.T.
    Fun

    Looks great on my shelf

    C
    C.A.
    Amazing!

    I got this in twisted christmas and the colourway is so good! It has a gold sparkle running through it which looks so pretty when it catches the light! A really fun toy for a great price!