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Size Total Length Useable Length Thickest Diameter Thickest Girth Base Diameter
One Size 8.7 8.7 2.3 7.3 2.2

  • Super Soft (0020): Ultra-flexible and gentle, perfect for those who prefer minimal resistance.
  • Soft (0035): Comfortably soft with enough structure for a satisfying experience.
  • Medium (A03): A great balance of softness and firm support for versatile use.
  • Firm (A15): Solid and robust, ideal for those seeking intense stimulation.
  • Split Firmness: Combines different firmness levels in one toy for a dynamic experience.
  • Dual Density: Features a firm core with a soft exterior, mimicking the realistic feel of human tissue.

For the full firmness guide please Click Here!

- Firmness Options: Soft, Medium, Firm
- Anal Use Not Recommended
- Available Custom Options: Multiple Colour Options, Drip Effect, Glow in the Dark, Vac-U-Lock
- Additional Features: Double Suction cup Compatible.
- Care Instructions: Easy to clean with soap and water, dishwasher safe, boilable.
- Warranty: Lifetime guarantee against manufacturing defects

-Please note: The image shown above is a 3D representation and not a finished product.

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Beer - Customize

Crack open a cold one; you’ve earned it! You had to sit and listen to
your annoying coworkers drone on about work and how much they
hate it. All you want to do is forget about the nonsense for a while.
This beer will give you just the buzz you need to get to where you’re
going.
The long slim bottle really hits the spot; not too thick or thin, it’s just
right!

Please Note:

  • This product is made to order so can take up to 4 weeks for manufacturing.
  • The 3D viewer is a representation of the product however the finished product may differ.
  • Not Suitable for anal use.

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Guaranteed to make you smile!

Our guarantee is to make you smile. We aim to make amazing toys that put a smile on your face. Not got a smile, get in touch and we'll turn that frown upside down! 😊

Made in the UK

All our toys are hand made in the UK by our highly skilled team, focusing on quality over quantity.

Eco Friendly

We recycle all possible production materials, use recycled packaging and plant trees with all orders.

Award Winning

Many of our toys are class leading with multiple awards. We aim to always make you smile.

Customer Reviews

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Anonymous

Good quality silicone. Shape is fun.

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D.T.
Bottle up!

Purchased the beer bottle in firm for the wife and wow she loves it! Apparently it really hits some interesting places, she loves the size and firmness, totally recommend xx

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Anonymous
So you don't need a actual beer bottle

Honestly surprised me that the beer cap is also very well modeled, very soft, very comfy, very good.

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T.M.S.
Loved it

The colours are great. It looks really striking. I'm torn on whether we should have gone for a firmer one but I really enjoyed it regardless and it's definitely personal preference. The size is great; I'd say it's a smaller beer bottle but enough girth for me!

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R.M.
Perfect starter for advanced users

Yo! This thing is surprisingly useful and really fun the wrangle with. Really love the pattern on mine, absolutely clutch toy. Might try the wine bottle next.

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