Beer Bottle
The Beer – Bottoms Up, Baby
You’ve clocked out, survived another day of mind-numbing small talk, and now? Now, it’s time to unwind. No emails, no meetings, no pointless chit-chat—just you, a cold one, and a night of pure indulgence.
Smooth, sleek, and just the right size to hit the spot, this long-necked beauty is here to take the edge off. Not too thick, not too thin—just perfectly poured for satisfaction. Forget the stress, forget the noise. Tonight, it’s just you and The Beer—and trust us, you’ll be feeling that buzz in no time.
So, what are you waiting for? Crack it open and take it all in. 🍺🔥
Firmness Guide
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The Beer – Bottoms Up, Baby
You’ve clocked out, survived another day of mind-numbing small talk, and now? Now, it’s time to unwind. No emails, no meetings, no pointless chit-chat—just you, a cold one, and a night of pure indulgence.
Smooth, sleek, and just the right size to hit the spot, this long-necked beauty is here to take the edge off. Not too thick, not too thin—just perfectly poured for satisfaction. Forget the stress, forget the noise. Tonight, it’s just you and The Beer—and trust us, you’ll be feeling that buzz in no time.
So, what are you waiting for? Crack it open and take it all in. 🍺🔥
- Super Soft (0020): Ultra-flexible and gentle, perfect for those who prefer minimal resistance.
- Soft (0035): Comfortably soft with enough structure for a satisfying experience.
- Medium (A03): A great balance of softness and firm support for versatile use.
- Firm (A15): Solid and robust, ideal for those seeking intense stimulation.
- Split Firmness: Combines different firmness levels in one toy for a dynamic experience.
- Dual Density: Features a firm core with a soft exterior, mimicking the realistic feel of human tissue.
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K
Exactly as expected! Love the colours and the unique toys
A
Good quality silicone. Shape is fun.
D
Purchased the beer bottle in firm for the wife and wow she loves it! Apparently it really hits some interesting places, she loves the size and firmness, totally recommend xx
A
Honestly surprised me that the beer cap is also very well modeled, very soft, very comfy, very good.
T
The colours are great. It looks really striking. I'm torn on whether we should have gone for a firmer one but I really enjoyed it regardless and it's definitely personal preference. The size is great; I'd say it's a smaller beer bottle but enough girth for me!
