Name: Beer Bottle
Brand: PhreakClub
SKU: 46271826624752
Price: 87.0 CAD
Availability: InStock
Rating: 5.0 (12 reviews)

$87.00

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Firmness

Super Soft

Soft

Medium

Firm

Colour — Phreak Signature

Beer

Easter Phreaky

Phreak Signature

Surprise Me!

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Super Soft (0020): Ultra-flexible and gentle, perfect for those who prefer minimal resistance.
Soft (0035): Comfortably soft with enough structure for a satisfying experience.
Medium (A03): A great balance of softness and firm support for versatile use.
Firm (A15): Solid and robust, ideal for those seeking intense stimulation.
Split Firmness: Combines different firmness levels in one toy for a dynamic experience.
Dual Density: Features a firm core with a soft exterior, mimicking the realistic feel of human tissue.

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- Firmness Options: Soft, Medium, Firm
- Anal Use Not Recommended
- Available Custom Options: Multiple Colour Options, Drip Effect, Glow in the Dark, Vac-U-Lock
- Additional Features: Double Suction cup Compatible.
- Care Instructions: Easy to clean with soap and water, dishwasher safe, boilable.
- Warranty: Lifetime guarantee against manufacturing defects

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Beer Bottle

The Beer – Bottoms Up, Baby

You’ve clocked out, survived another day of mind-numbing small talk, and now? Now, it’s time to unwind. No emails, no meetings, no pointless chit-chat—just you, a cold one, and a night of pure indulgence.

Smooth, sleek, and just the right size to hit the spot, this long-necked beauty is here to take the edge off. Not too thick, not too thin—just perfectly poured for satisfaction. Forget the stress, forget the noise. Tonight, it’s just you and The Beer—and trust us, you’ll be feeling that buzz in no time.

So, what are you waiting for? Crack it open and take it all in. 🍺🔥

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Guaranteed to make you smile!

Our guarantee is to make you smile. We aim to make amazing toys that put a smile on your face. Not got a smile, get in touch and we'll turn that frown upside down!

Made in the UK

All our toys are hand made in the UK by our highly skilled team, focusing on quality over quantity.

Eco Friendly

We recycle all possible production materials, use recycled packaging and plant trees with all orders.

Award Winning

Many of our toys are class leading with multiple awards. We aim to always make you smile.

Bottle up!

Purchased the beer bottle in firm for the wife and wow she loves it! Apparently it really hits some interesting places, she loves the size and firmness, totally recommend xx

So you don't need a actual beer bottle

Honestly surprised me that the beer cap is also very well modeled, very soft, very comfy, very good.

Loved it

The colours are great. It looks really striking. I'm torn on whether we should have gone for a firmer one but I really enjoyed it regardless and it's definitely personal preference. The size is great; I'd say it's a smaller beer bottle but enough girth for me!

Perfect starter for advanced users

Yo! This thing is surprisingly useful and really fun the wrangle with. Really love the pattern on mine, absolutely clutch toy. Might try the wine bottle next.

Brilliant!

What a great range of toys and styles to choose from, and the customization options are wonderful. Thank you for your amazing service. We cannot wait to order our next Phreak toy.

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