Gnomey-Oh

This was the first toy I received from Phreak and I am really impressed with the quality and the soft material. It's softer than most of the other spider toys from other shops, and I really like it. It was really fun to play with him and feel him twist and turn as he dived right into my hole. It would have been nice if he had a smaller base so I can go out with him stuffed in me while I go out.

This toy is certainly a fun and unique experience you can't get anywhere else.

This is one of my favourites. It’s a great shape for easy use and conquering your size goals. With it being a bit bigger than my other toys, I was surprised how easy the XL Trophy just slipped in. The tapper and size is really well designed. Wish they did a larger size, now that I’m at the maximum.

Good things come to gnomes who wait, and I’ve waited till the cows came gnome to order this perfect Battenberg gnome (Easter colour inventory) ! I would have easily picked this theme as a custom! I took the plunge (so did he “wink”) and thought go big or go gnome ! And so it was Gnomey the third joined the ranks, I’ve previously reviewed him so won’t go on , but the size up is substantial (in a good way) and the quality of sculpt is just as high as my other two! Was super quick to sneak here too since he was eagerly awaiting his forever gnome in the ready made section ! - honestly I recommend him as a dildo, plug and decorative item, his charming shorts and handsome beard have got me thrice !!! 😆

The medium of the gnomey is my absolute favourite toy!!! When I say it taught me how to climax in a whole new way, I mean it, and am so happy with it! I initially got it because it’s the same width as the squished fist of my partner, turns out it’s slightly bigger (yay!) and the heavy, solid as fuck base keeps it upright when I need it to, and the soft level of firmness of the toy itself has the perfect amount of give for me. His tapered hat helps ease him in, plus the shape of his arms and belly make for an extremely satisfying ribbed effect, lots of different parts to grip to if you catch my drift. Such a good stretch and consistent incredible orgasm, I got slightly too ambitious and later got the trophy size, and please gentle reader, heed my warning: do not rely on gumption and enthusiasm alone, your bones can and will deny you. In this case, my pelvis bones will not grant the trophy entry - nothing wrong with trying and very much enjoying it - but I flew too close to the sun on that one. Medium is the way to go for me, my ride or die. My only hang up is how awkward it can be to hold. I learned only after I’d bought them about the possible Vac-U-Lock handle hole you can have added, but due to the way I like to use my toy, I don’t think it would work with a handle anyway. Perhaps another base that’s easier to hold as an option when customising? Regardless, I love my gnomeys, the medium has single-handedly reignited my libido and I will keep trying with the trophy, you never know when a miracle might strike! I cannot recommend enough, just watch out for when ambition ends and the physical restraints of your body kick in, learn from me. Have fun!