Gnomey-Oh
Gnomey-Oh – Not Your Garden Variety Gnome
Gnomey-Oh, Gnomey-Oh… where will he go? Front door, back door—he’s ready for adventure, and he’s diving in headfirst.
This short and stout little fella isn’t here to tend the garden—he’s here to tend to you. With his hat standing tall and his beard adding an extra tease of texture, Gnomey-Oh is fully suited up for the ride of his life. His round belly, firm grip, and perfectly sculpted stance ensure a snug, satisfying fit every time.
So, why not give the short guy a chance? He’s eager, he’s determined, and one thing’s for sure—this is one gnome you won’t want to leave outside. 🍄🔥
T
This was the first toy I received from Phreak and I am really impressed with the quality and the soft material. It's softer than most of the other spider toys from other shops, and I really like it. It was really fun to play with him and feel him twist and turn as he dived right into my hole. It would have been nice if he had a smaller base so I can go out with him stuffed in me while I go out.
A
This toy is certainly a fun and unique experience you can't get anywhere else.
C
This is one of my favourites. It’s a great shape for easy use and conquering your size goals. With it being a bit bigger than my other toys, I was surprised how easy the XL Trophy just slipped in. The tapper and size is really well designed. Wish they did a larger size, now that I’m at the maximum.
T
Got a trophy in medium. Perfect density for a plug. Absolutely enormous size, which I love. The kind of toy you schedule a couple of hours for. Got a FLOP, still a 10/10. A slight blemish means nothing to the overall quality. If you like putting big things in you, you can't go wrong with this one.
F
Good things come to gnomes who wait, and I’ve waited till the cows came gnome to order this perfect Battenberg gnome (Easter colour inventory) ! I would have easily picked this theme as a custom! I took the plunge (so did he “wink”) and thought go big or go gnome ! And so it was Gnomey the third joined the ranks, I’ve previously reviewed him so won’t go on , but the size up is substantial (in a good way) and the quality of sculpt is just as high as my other two! Was super quick to sneak here too since he was eagerly awaiting his forever gnome in the ready made section ! - honestly I recommend him as a dildo, plug and decorative item, his charming shorts and handsome beard have got me thrice !!! 😆
