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Now this is a real screwjob!
When you're tired of getting nailed, it might be time to get screwed. You need to get the job done, and when you can't find anyone to do it for you, you're gonna have to take matters into your own hands.
That spiraled shaft will work its way into you, and won't let go until it's done!<p>Now this is a real screwjob!</p><p>When you're tired of getting nailed, it might be time to get screwed. You need to get the job done, and when you can't find anyone to do it for you, you're gonna have to take matters into your own hands.</p><p>That spiraled shaft will work its way into you, and won't let go until it's done!</p>
Ready Made Toys
View allOverall: 5/5 - Great quality toy for a very reasonable cost, with amazing customization options. Well packaged and quickly shipped. Would love to order again in the future. Thank you :)
Shipping/Packaging: 5/5 - The toy came packaged in a discreet box with no logos, company name, etc visible prior to opening. Inside the box included packing peanuts, a free candy item, sticker/info sheet, and toy(s) in clear plastic bag(s). Very nicely packaged and got to me very quickly within the UK after the order was ready and shipped. The added freebies such as the candy is a nice touch.
Ordering/Customization: 5/5 - I ordered 2 custom toys in this order, which took a few weeks to ship, this is standard for customs with many toy makers. If ordering a premade toy then shipping will most likely be a much faster process. I ordered Screw in the classic phreak signature of bubblegum blue/pink, and the toy came out pretty nice with some nice marbling.
The website gives you many ways to customize your toy and its colour/design, and the toy viewer gives you a nice preview of all customization options. You can also leave a note for additional requests and information.
Toy/Quality: 5/5 - The silicone feels nice and smooth, and feels like good quality silicone, similar in feel and texture to my other toys from Bad Dragon, Weredog, Neotori, etc. Toy arrived in perfect quality and condition exactly as advertised and described in a clean sealed bag. The medium firmness is slightly firmer than expected for a medium but still works for me. Sizing is accurate to actual toy in person.
It is worth noting that this particular toy Screw does have some subtle dimpling and texture all over the shaft, and isn't completely smooth in texture, which can be a little hard to see on the product photos.
Toy/Usage: 5/5 - A well designed toy. Comes with a reasonably sized base for a holding point, strapon harnesses, standing stability, and anal safety. The base also works well with their double sided suction cups. In medium size/firmness, the toy is firm enough to feel its texture strongly and to hold its shape in use, but is not too firm and is still somewhat malleable/squishable. If you are sensitive to texture consider ordering a soft firmness as this toy is well textured.
Value: 5/5 - For the price I was a little skeptical of the silicone and toy quality at first, as high quality silicone toys from many other brands can be very expensive, however the quality of Phreak toys from my experience are on par with all other brands. Definitely very very good value for money especially as the prices of quality silicone toys are becoming more and more pricey.
I did order during a 25% discount sale, which means I got even more value for my money, but I definitely would order again even without a sale or discount in the future as I'm very happy with the toy, quality, and overall purchase. I'd love to pick up a large/soft of this toy in the future or another model from this store. Thank you!
The true meaning of go screw yourself. Its well made with more details than expected and great to use!
Love this toy, or should I saw my boyfriend loves using it on me because he can screw it in. Medium/medium was perfect for me
I was a little bit nervous as I ordered them when I was feeling brave but I am delighted I did. They aren't as intimidating as I thought but I'm glad I got the sizes I did to start off with, I will definitely be back for more xXx
Ordered two toys. Me and gf both like these! Quality is top! Screw is exotic model and i like it a lot. Shape is very good and toys is overall soft. Its also feels very good. She got Dovah and say, it is best toy she ever use. My first order is "traffic cone" "torphy size" and ordered it year ago. It is best stretcher i ever owned and i think i dont need second toy like this ever. Next time we order "Lenea depth trainer" large size and cant wait to try some depth training. And ofcourse large because why not? :D