Gnomey-Oh

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$64.00
 

Shipping

We can ship all orders within 24hrs of your order being placed (exc weekends).

Returns

As long as you don't open the clear cover packaging, you can return your order.

Customise

Experience our amazing 3D configurator to make your own products.

Eco Friendly

We use sustainable packaging & aim to be a 100% carbon neutral business by 2025.

Frequently asked question

  • This product is made to order so can take up to 4 weeks for manufacturing.
  • The 3D viewer is a representation of the product however the finished product may differ.

Phreak dildos are available in 3 densities, from soft and squishy shore 0040-0050 and medium shore A04-06, to a firm shore A13-17. Generally the larger toys are recommended with softer silicone, whereas our more slender toys, or toys designed for specific pressure points, are more useful with a firmer silicone. See our firmness pucks by clicking here.

Density: Available in 3 densities - Soft, Medium, Hard (Please see our firmness pucks in the store.)

Base: Rounded flat, sucker compatible

Material: Body Safe, Platinum Cure Silicone

Sizes: Extra Small, Small, Medium and Large

Customer Reviews

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Don’t Stop Me Now by Queen was written about this toy!!!

The medium of the gnomey is my absolute favourite toy!!! When I say it taught me how to climax in a whole new way, I mean it, and am so happy with it! I initially got it because it’s the same width as the squished fist of my partner, turns out it’s slightly bigger (yay!) and the heavy, solid as fuck base keeps it upright when I need it to, and the soft level of firmness of the toy itself has the perfect amount of give for me. His tapered hat helps ease him in, plus the shape of his arms and belly make for an extremely satisfying ribbed effect, lots of different parts to grip to if you catch my drift. Such a good stretch and consistent incredible orgasm, I got slightly too ambitious and later got the trophy size, and please gentle reader, heed my warning: do not rely on gumption and enthusiasm alone, your bones can and will deny you. In this case, my pelvis bones will not grant the trophy entry - nothing wrong with trying and very much enjoying it - but I flew too close to the sun on that one. Medium is the way to go for me, my ride or die. My only hang up is how awkward it can be to hold. I learned only after I’d bought them about the possible Vac-U-Lock handle hole you can have added, but due to the way I like to use my toy, I don’t think it would work with a handle anyway. Perhaps another base that’s easier to hold as an option when customising? Regardless, I love my gnomeys, the medium has single-handedly reignited my libido and I will keep trying with the trophy, you never know when a miracle might strike! I cannot recommend enough, just watch out for when ambition ends and the physical restraints of your body kick in, learn from me. Have fun!