{"product_id":"everest-large-soft-shaft-firm-base","title":"Everest - Large, Soft Shaft Firm Base","description":"\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eYou’ve rented a cabin in the snowy mountains for the week, just to get some solitude. The holidays are approaching, and you just want to be alone. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eThen the snowstorm comes. You light a fire and tuck in for the evening, but sleep escapes you. There’s a bit of restlessness\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eYou open your cabin door and out there in the yard, you see it. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eAnd it sees you. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eThe Abominable Snowman is just a legend though, right?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eFor some reason, you aren’t frightened at all. You have more of a… curiosity. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eThis beast could rip you to pieces… and that thought excites you. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eIt moves closer, and instead of slamming the door, you leave it open and give it a look, as if to say, “come inside”. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eAnd the creature, lusting for a partner, accepts your invitation. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e---\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eOften coveted, rarely seen, The Abominable Snowman is always looking to make a home deep inside your cave! With raised pulsing muscles and textured snowflakes all over its shaft, this animal will have you screaming in no time!\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"PhreakClub","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":57137485676917,"sku":"8192050527","price":90.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0600\/4336\/2544\/files\/IMG_9080.jpg?v=1778178810","url":"https:\/\/phreak.club\/products\/everest-large-soft-shaft-firm-base","provider":"P.C Manufacturing Ltd","version":"1.0","type":"link"}