Infamous in nautical legend, Dutch is simply like no other.

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Infamous in nautical legend, Dutch is simply like no other. With a tantalising combination of girth and intricate texture, you will be flying high into the realms of fantasy with him at the healm. The Kraken is a formidable beast, but he will be sure to pleasure you in ways you would never have thought. Dutch boasts impressive size to leave you feeling full and satisfied and his realistic suckers will caress you in all the right places – it’s certainly not plain sailing when he takes hold, but the challenge will leave you longing for more!

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  • Density: Available in 3 densities : Soft, Medium and Hard – please see our firmness pucks in the store
  • Base: Rounded flat, sucker compatible
  • Material: Medical grade Phthalate/BPA Free Silicone
  • Colouring: Available in Purple, Green, Marbled, Purple to Green Fade and Green to Purple Fade + Custom
  • Sizes: Extra Small, Small, Medium and Large (XL to follow shortly)

Size Guide for Dutch

Xtra-Small Dimensions:

  • Total Length: 165mm/6.50″, Insertable Length: 145mm/5.71″
  • Head Circumference: 35mm/1.38″
  • Thickest Circumference: 120mm/4.72″
  • Base Circumference: 150mm/5.91″


Small Dimensions:

  • Total Length: 203mm/7.99″, Insertable Length: 183mm/7.2″
  • Head Circumference: 45mm/1.77″
  • Thickest Circumference: 150mm/5.91″
  • Base Circumference: 180mm/7.10″


Medium Dimensions:

  • Total Length: 265mm/10.43″, Insertable Length: 234mm/9.21″
  • Head Circumference: 55mm/2.17″
  • Thickest Circumference: 190mm/7.48″
  • Base Circumference: 235mm/9.25″


Large Dimensions:

  • Total Length: 325mm/12.80″, Insertable Length: 234mm/11.42″
  • Head Circumference: 65mm/2.56″
  • Thickest Circumference: 235mm/9.25″
  • Base Circumference: 290mm/11.42″


Trophy Dimensions:

  • Total Length: 400mm/15.75″, Insertable Length: 350mm/13.78″
  • Head Circumference: 80mm/3.15″
  • Thickest Circumference: 285mm/11.22″
  • Base Circumference: 362mm/14.25″

Firmness Guide

Phreak dildos are available in 3 densities, from soft and squishy shore 0040-0050 and medium shore A04-06, to a firm shore A13-17. Generally the larger toys are recommended with softer silicone, whereas our more slender toys, or toys designed for specific pressure point, are more useful with a firmer silicone. See our firmness pucks here

Additional information


Extra Small (17cm/6.5"), Small (20cm/8"), Medium (27cm/10.4"), Large (33cm/12.8"), Trophy (40cm/15.8")


Soft, Medium, Firm, Soft Shaft, Firm Base (+£5), Medium Shaft, Firm Base (+£5)


Purple, Green, Marbled (+£5), Fade Purple to Green (+£5), Fade Green to Purple (+£5), Green Suckers and Purple Body (+£5), Purple Suckers and Green Body (+£5), Phreaky! (Surprise Me!)


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