Oh Goodness Gracious Me.
This was my first ever **** toy buy. I was a little brave, buying what is likely a medium, but feels more like a large. I have yet to conquer it. It is amazing. I don't even need it for penetrative purposes. Either way, it has graced me with a multitude of hands-free orgasms I never thought possible, and oh GOODNESS, do they hit different.
On a practical side: the packaging was amazing, and sticking the packing peanuts to my cats has been a delight. The material is great, it is easy to clean, and I still cannot get over the fact that it glows in the dark. Pretty sure I could murder someone by hitting them over the head with it. Craftsmanship is flawless, and I got a beautiful pour.
Can you do ilithids, next, please?