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Traffic Cone
Dahlia Belle
Traffic cone fun

As usual Phreak Club did not disappoint! I have the traffic cone in small and large cos, why not. Both sizes are great warm ups for wider anal toys, like the beer can or equally as the star of the show! Highly recommended!

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Two, Small, Medium, GITD
Matt Wileman-Ashby
First time buyer

Dispite trying the glow in the dark on this toy on the day of arrival, we have only just got round to using it but wow, what a great toy it is.
My wife loved it and it became a favourite right away, great size for her, the firmness was perfecr and the colours are great.
Will be buying more, that's for sure

Another fantastic product

Brutus is my third toy from Phreak Club and the first not of the tentacle variety. I already have number 4 ordered in the Halloween special. Even just in a small, the bulges and ridges make Brutus a very fulfilling experience. Looks absolutely fantastic and just an all round fantastic product despite being a 'flop' for a minor aesthetic issue. Heavily recommending Phreak Club to just about everyone I know, and my friends have been very pleased with the Dutch, Dovah and Number 3 they've purchased so far.

This is a FLOP? Are you sure?

Firstly, the **** design is amazing, the ridges aren't too dense to be uncomfortable and you can really feel the texture. Then I suction cupped it to a glass table and the seal was so good I had to slide it off. I genuinely cannot find any imperfections in this toy, the colours are awesome and it's one of my favourites if not my favourite toy of all time

Gros taureau Goliath

Je suis heureuse très bien fabriqué bonne qualité j’ai pris Brutus Goliath très énorme !

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Screw
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Get screwed by a ****? Yes please

This toy is so much fun. Just look at it. It looks exactly like a giant ****. The threads on it feel amazing too. I love the ability to pick your own colours and add extras like the Phreaky drip and glow in the dark

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Lenea Depth Trainer
Rachel Middleton
Lenea Depth Trainer

Wow, love everything about it. The colour, firmness, the feel, the perfect trainer.
This was my 3rd order from Phreak can wait to order a 4th.

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Lenea
g_jadexo

Love the tapered shape, eases you into it and gives you a great time 😜

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Banana
Foxyginge

My blue and pink glow in the dark banana is probably my favourite ever toy, i love it xx

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Banana
BustySwinger

I have the Easter edition banana colours are amazing! Definitely hits all the right spots!

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One
georgia_haw

I ordered a pride flag (small medium firmness) and wow…it’s incredible.
Great size, I’m in love.
Have another one on the way in a size medium. And can’t wait to receive!

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Two
georgia_haw

I ordered a inventory drop bright pink (small soft firmness) and it’s absolutely incredible.
Love the size of it, I’m just love. I have another one on the way in a size medium. And can’t wait to get it!

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Banana
piper

I got this in large as it’s just so funny to see a huge realistic banana in my collection but boy oh boy did it turn out to be the best anal depth training toys i have ever used in my life. The soft density i got it in is just so forgiving and comfortable for full insertion. it’s such a good toy and it feels and looks amazing.

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Traffic Cone
georgia_haw

I have a Small Phreaky firmness cone. Perfect size (personally) and super cute and well made. 10/10 in love!!

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Larry
georgia_haw

I have a small Larry and he’s perfect. Such a beautiful design. 100% recommend this toy 😊

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Champagne
georgia_haw

Got the champagne in a Inventory drop and I couldn’t be happier with it. Definitely a must have for anyone.

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Dutch
ml.mayes

First ever Phreak toy so was super excited to try it, and Dutch definitely did not disappoint 😍
Already placed a further order to try different toys!

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Pocket Vibrator
Chloe Smith
Cheap

You get what you buy. Not very powerful...

Sweet and filling!

Fantastic design. I recommend the natural strawberry color with white, glow in the dark cream drip in soft with firm base. The only realistic toy I would try!

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Brutus
fraujessjess

Brutus arrived today and he’s amazing. I got the small size with phreaky (random) colour scheme, in the firm base and soft body option. I’m still experimenting and wanted something a bit bigger than anything I’ve used before. I took my time getting to know Brutus but it paid off. He’s very filling and the spikes are a new sensation for me which I really enjoyed. Can’t recommend enough!

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Dovah
caseylexyy

Best toy I’ve ever tried, both myself and my partner love it. Silicone is so silky. We love it. Hope to see this as a packer someday

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Dovah
jasminesims1999

My first ever purchase from Phreak and choosing the Dovah did not disappoint! The soft version is amazing, combined with the silicone just makes it feel that extra bit more luxurious! Beautifully finished and no loose ends! The ribbed shaft adds to the sensation even more. Will definitely be coming back to get something else. 10 out of 10!!!

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Brutus
Faerie

the colour contrast (singnature pink/yellow blotches)
is outstanding among the toys we own
the small in med firmness is really squishy but feels firm and has enough pressure without being too rigid , i feel the size small is perfect , that head design caught my eye , i usually avoid standard looking more realistic toys as i love the textures really , but this one i had to have , and im so glad i did – i added suction cup , its super strong and requires wrestling to remove ! absoloutely worth it buy one – any size you want just buy one ! youll probably end up buying the other sizes in mix of firmness and colours any way

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Banana
odell22d

I got the large banana in soft grade. It’s forgiving and squishy but still firm enough to really work it any way you like… Excellent texture and even details like a real Banana except this feels super good! Used it for my back door simply Amazing!

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Assorted Minis
Saria Croft
Smashes it every time!

The minis are so cute and make great naughty fidgets!